Quote of the Week!

Welcome to our new feature! 'Quote of the Week' is designed for the specific purpose of embarrassing those of us who sometimes say or do strange things.

(Please note: All sayings may be taken out of context and are posted without the permission of those involved!)

Sayings:

•  "Billericay? I thought that was in Spain." - Simi (24/0/02)
• "Sometimes I wish I'd never said anything in my whole entire life." - Em (24/9/02)
• "I could never marry anyone called Harry...cos then I'd be Harry Henry..." - Em (Henry)
•  "Well, if its a dress, it's not a skirt and top, is it?"- Nat (erm...yes, that's correct. 2/8/03 which incidentally was National Blonde Day)
• "The church is like a love shack, (where we can get together)" - Bruce (29/7/03)
•  Bruce- "Listen to the pot calling the kettle black"
  Steph- "I don't know that one" (thinking it was a song. 27-7-03)
• "Where would we be without post-it notes?" - Em (22/7/03)
• "I have to go home and trim the lavender" Simi- (Who actually says this in real life? 20/7/03)
• "We got a dud view" - Fi (in reference to Nat, Bren and Sarah. 21/7/03)
• "They're like mini people!" -Em (in reference to the children at Earith Primary School. 21/7/03)
• "I was christened and cremated in the Church of England" - Bren (to Youth Aplpha)
• "The lights are off, they must be out."- Simi (17/7/03 during the power cut)
• "That would've been a good shot, Jack, if it'd gone in." - Sarah (13/7/03)
• "That poor child is hilariously upset."-Sarah (2/6/03)
•  "Be a Ken, not a Barbie"- Steph (in reference to Chris Simpkins quote (see below). 1/6/03)
• "Don't end up like Bruce...Full stop." -Anon(!!)
•  "My saucepans are 153 years old!" -Em
• Sarah- "What you doing next Saturday?"
  Simi- "What day is it?"
•  "Be an action man- not a Barbie doll" Chris (Simkins) (18/5/03)
•  Sarah- "You're not just a pretty face are you Dan?"
  Dan- "Yes I am" (18/5/03)
•  "I don't have crisps in my pants!"- Sophie (18/5/03)
• "Goal number one- control your knees" -Emma (speaking on 'surviving outside your comfort zone'-11/5/03)
•  "Garden gnomes are sooo working class!"- Simi
• Steph recently returned from the Maldives wearing a shark tooth necklace.
  Steph "Lorna, feel this its jagged just like a tooth"
  Lorna "Er that's cos it is a tooth!"

 Doings:

•  Steph not knowing what an air guitar is. (Bless)
•  Lorna falling off the football chair (suppose you had to be there- 25/5/03) 
• Dan knowing how to put on tights. (in the "balloons in your tights challenge"- 17/5/03) 
• Sarah dropping the remainders of her beautiful chocolate cake on Bruce + Issie's carpet- (Doh!)
•  Fi catapulting her bowling ball across her lane, the lane next to her and into the wall on the far side of the bowling alley.